[video; you can't play this kind of piano :|]

[gesangvoll]

As... delicious as this sudden change is, I don't suppose someone could tell me how I am supposed to play the piano when it currently looks like this.

[Austria moves the dreamberry so that people watching can get a good view of what was a normal piano. However, it happens to be made of peppermint bark, candy canes, milk and white chocolate, and things of that sort. The inside is the most infuriating to Austria, since, as the video now shows, instead of the strings and hammers that should be there? It's licorice and gumdrops. Needless to say, Austria is not amused.]

Though I don't deny that sweets--particularly those around only during this time of year--are nice to have every so often, [every so often for Austria being after dinner, after lunch, with coffee, etc. etc.] I would like it if my piano were still playable. I don't suppose anyone else has this same issue, do they?

Comments

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely it should not be difficult to find something particularly tasty in a world built of nothing but treats?

[gesangvoll]

It's not a matter of finding something tasty, it's a matter of several idiots that seem to enjoy causing me trouble finding something more constructive to do with their time.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see! The problem of nosy little bratlings~

[Amusement. Lots of it.]

Perhaps you would be better off finding a cage?

[gesangvoll]

[See, Break, if that was meant to be a joke? Austria didn't catch it, because it honestly sounds like a good idea to him.]

Do you happen to know where I could purchase a cage?

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

[He will never ever tell. He might have even been serious!]

Cages are very versatile in that they may be made of nearly anything!

...perhaps even chocolate, in this case.

[gesangvoll]

I believe candy cane might work better in this case. Chocolate melts too easily. [and he would know. Melting chocolates together helps make really damn good cake icing.]

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Perhaps so! You could always attempt something stickier--I wonder, what might happen if you trapped them in a cage of sticky hard candy? ♥

[gesangvoll]

It might prove to be difficult to break out of, but if he were to escape, I've no doubt he will leave a mess everywhere. [Which is horrible.]

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm~

A mess of what, might I ask?

[gesangvoll]

A better question would be what wouldn't he make a mess out of?

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

...Well, I find it rather curious. If you are concerned because he would be covered in candy...I find it rather strange!

After all, what is your house if not the very same?

[gesangvoll]

Simply because my house is now made of candy does not mean that it is acceptable to let it get messed up.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

But if they spread candy amongst candy...Is it not like creating a new tasty treat?

[gesangvoll]

Hardly. The different kinds of candy should stay separate from one another. If one were to eat it, the flavor would be tainted, and appearance-wise, it would look hideous.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Or so you suppose.

Were this hypothetical situation to occur, however, I presume that it would not be difficult to oh so hypothetically convince someone to eat said candy.

[gesangvoll]

Yes, but then one would have to find an identical piece of candy to replace that which has been eaten.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Do you think so?

And yet clearly this shall not last forever--I wonder, will what was eaten remain eaten?

People shall wake up with very displeased stomachs!

[gesangvoll]

For their sake, I do hope that isn't the case. I would imagine more than a few people would be in need of a doctor if that happened.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

And yet, in the end there is no changing the fact that they were eating pieces of housing or trees! I do wonder if remembering that would have...stifled some appetites.

[gesangvoll]

It's doubtful. They are made of sweets at the moment. It would be easier to take a bite of the chair one's sitting on, rather than going out and finding actual food to eat.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Then you presume the majority of Somarium to be filled with the insensible!

A harsh judgment indeed.

[gesangvoll]

Well, it's not as if Somarium's current state has given me any reason to doubt such a thing. I recall some woman asking about eating the police station at one point!

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

My, my!

I wonder if justice tasted particularly sweet as she did so?

[gesangvoll]

I can't imagine it tasting good enough to warrant eating a chunk of the police station.

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Now, I am sure they had no warrant for such a thing! That would simply be odd, would it not?