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gesangvollAs... delicious as this sudden change is, I don't suppose someone could tell me how I am supposed to play the piano when it currently looks like this.
[Austria moves the dreamberry so that people watching can get a good view of what was a normal piano. However, it happens to be made of peppermint bark, candy canes, milk and white chocolate, and things of that sort. The inside is the most infuriating to Austria, since, as the video now shows, instead of the strings and hammers that should be there? It's licorice and gumdrops. Needless to say, Austria is not amused.]
Though I don't deny that sweets--particularly those around only during this time of year--are nice to have every so often, [every so often for Austria being after dinner, after lunch, with coffee, etc. etc.] I would like it if my piano were still playable. I don't suppose anyone else has this same issue, do they?
[Austria moves the dreamberry so that people watching can get a good view of what was a normal piano. However, it happens to be made of peppermint bark, candy canes, milk and white chocolate, and things of that sort. The inside is the most infuriating to Austria, since, as the video now shows, instead of the strings and hammers that should be there? It's licorice and gumdrops. Needless to say, Austria is not amused.]
Though I don't deny that sweets--particularly those around only during this time of year--are nice to have every so often, [every so often for Austria being after dinner, after lunch, with coffee, etc. etc.] I would like it if my piano were still playable. I don't suppose anyone else has this same issue, do they?
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Date: 2010-12-14 08:35 pm (UTC)Is it even possible to open said books while they're like that? [since it's hard to imagine candy books even opening.]
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Date: 2010-12-15 10:27 pm (UTC)I dare not open them. They're more fragile than they usually are. My books will be nothing but crumbs, as delicious as they are now.
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Date: 2010-12-16 11:49 pm (UTC)Keep them in a safe place, then, and do hope no one you may happen to live with decides to take a bite out of them. That's likely the best course of action.