[video; you can't play this kind of piano :|]

[gesangvoll]

As... delicious as this sudden change is, I don't suppose someone could tell me how I am supposed to play the piano when it currently looks like this.

[Austria moves the dreamberry so that people watching can get a good view of what was a normal piano. However, it happens to be made of peppermint bark, candy canes, milk and white chocolate, and things of that sort. The inside is the most infuriating to Austria, since, as the video now shows, instead of the strings and hammers that should be there? It's licorice and gumdrops. Needless to say, Austria is not amused.]

Though I don't deny that sweets--particularly those around only during this time of year--are nice to have every so often, [every so often for Austria being after dinner, after lunch, with coffee, etc. etc.] I would like it if my piano were still playable. I don't suppose anyone else has this same issue, do they?

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[gesangvoll]

[For Austria's ~*~delicate sensibilities~*~? Most definitely.]

Keep them in a safe place, then, and do hope no one you may happen to live with decides to take a bite out of them. That's likely the best course of action.

[gesangvoll]

Treats such as? Even if I were to lock the door to the music room, that too is made of something edible. If they were truly determined, it would not stop them.

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[gesangvoll]

I do have to wonder what would happen if they are eaten, though. [Because. He doesn't doubt some people here are rude/dumb enough to eat his piano. :|;]

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[bienquifaitmal.livejournal.com]

[...] I do hope it wouldn't permanently damage the instrument.

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[gesangvoll]

As do I. If it does, I suppose it would be possible to purchase a new one when this place returns to normal. [Austria's frugality, of course, does not extend to music]

[gesangvoll]

Art is not limited to statues and paintings, you idiot. Music is one of the finer arts, and as such, well made pianos are not only instruments of art, but also works of art themselves.

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[gesangvoll]

[do not insult his pianos. they are almost as important as Mozart.]

My piano was a real piano before this... whatever you wish to call it happened! As pleasant as a piano-shaped holiday snack would be, I assure you that this is nothing of the sort.

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[gesangvoll]

And you do not get to decorate the tree or open presents, as there are no presents for you in this house. You are not a resident here, nor are you a citizen of mine, or any of my neighbors.

[gesangvoll]

[Sobbbb, so mean, Romano.]

I... suppose I'll have to find another way to pass the time until my piano returns to normal.

[tomaatomato.livejournal.com]

[Tis is normal B)]

Or you can just give up and eat it, piano freak.

[gesangvoll]

Why on earth would I do that? It would achieve nothing. [With Spain gone, Austria's tolerance of irritants is not as high as it would be otherwise. Spain kind of kept things in check.]

[tomaatomato.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You'd be full.

[Kinda forgot the reason why he even bothered rep--...oh right, to laugh at him. /sob Spain.]

[charientisms.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely it should not be difficult to find something particularly tasty in a world built of nothing but treats?

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[bienquifaitmal.livejournal.com]

[of course not] It would be a shame to have such an instrument ruined. Admittedly, I almost have half a mind to find some way to lock the chapel until this is over.

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[choru.livejournal.com]

I'm your bro! That's way more important than neighbors or citizens.

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[choru.livejournal.com]

I'm still a little bit hungry. Why don't you make me a piano-shaped holiday snack?

[kickable.livejournal.com]

It's not a guitar... I guess it's okay. But a candy guitar would be much smarter, if you ask me!

[gesangvoll]

Disregarding the fact that I am not hungry in the least right now, what, pray tell, would I do once Somarium returns to normal? I would be out one piano, you know. [sob, Spaaaaaain]

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[gesangvoll]

That might be for the best. Do you have any ideas how you would go about doing that, though? I'm not sure if it's the case there, but the doors here are also made out of some sort of sweets.

[tomaatomato.livejournal.com]

Che, then you wouldn't have to play.

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[bienquifaitmal.livejournal.com]

Other than putting a candy-cane through the door and marking it 'closed,' I haven't the foggiest. It would store it in the cottage, but it's far to large to fit through the doorway there. I suppose I could stay in the chapel for now to try and keep close to it, but aside from that, it is the only thing I can think of.

[gesangvoll]

If you do not enjoy my piano playing, you may leave. No one is requiring you stay here.

[tomaatomato.livejournal.com]

Just watch, you'll eat hungry and eat it sooner or later. Chigi.

[gesangvoll]

Doubtful. It isn't even made of proper sweets, after all.

[gesangvoll]

You seem to have a fondness for the guitar. Do you play?