Dream 001 - Payment for the Katamari
Mar. 31st, 2009 12:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Austria was sitting in the dining room of the mansion he and Hungary shared, drinking his coffee and staring curiously at a small red and white object sitting on the table before him. He knew that this object was called a Katamari and apparently was able to roll things up, but he was not exactly certain how or why it did such things. Deciding that it would be easiest to figure this out for himself, since troubling the King of All Cosmos for an explanation would be rather rude on his part, Austria delicately placed his coffee cup down on its saucer, picked up the red and white ball, and proceeded to head outside.
Once outside, Austria placed the small ball down on the ground and rolled it a few times along the grass, somewhat surprised when he found that things actually were sticking to the Katamari. He glanced around to make sure that nobody he was acquainted with--Hungary, Chopin, Germany, or even Prussia--was around before continuing to roll the Katamari along the ground, picking up grass, leaves, twigs, and other things of that nature. After doing this for some time, the Katamari had grown to a decent size; the red and white center was completely surrounded by a thick coating of foliage and other things of that sort. Austria did not doubt that there could have been a few insects and things like that stuck in the Katamari, as well, but he chose to not think about that. Austria stared down at the Katamari, half wondering what exactly he would do with this thing now that it was hardly recognizable to anyone, himself included. He decided he would deal with that later, though, since he was rather late for the usual piano recital he performed for Hungary.
As he bent down to push the Katamari back to his home, Austria was greeted by a pair of long legs dressed in black pants standing directly in his path. He did not need to look up to see who it was that was attempting to halt his movement, but he did anyway. Prussia smiled wolfishly down at Austria, seemingly determined to start yet another war Austria would prefer to not fight.
"Hey, Specs!" the light haired man shouted, despite being only a few short feet from Austria. "Hand over your vital regions, you pansy! I don't care that we're in some stupid dream world with stupid technology, you're still going to do as I say! I'm not afraid to fight a war here! And besides, your disgusting little manwife isn't here to defend you right now! Whahahahahaha!"
Austria, having not listened to a word that spilled out of Prussia's mouth, decided that he did not have time for this pointless banter. Without a second thought, Austria shoved his large Katamari at the other nation, not at all surprised when it bowled Prussia over. After making sure that Prussia was securely stuck to the Katamari, Austria headed back home, chuckling to himself as he heard Prussia's muffled threats.
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[Austria awoke with a start, blinking at the ceiling a few times before turning over on his side and staring at the small Katamari sitting on the near-by nightstand, thoroughly confused about the dream he just had.]