[video; you can't play this kind of piano :|]

[gesangvoll]

As... delicious as this sudden change is, I don't suppose someone could tell me how I am supposed to play the piano when it currently looks like this.

[Austria moves the dreamberry so that people watching can get a good view of what was a normal piano. However, it happens to be made of peppermint bark, candy canes, milk and white chocolate, and things of that sort. The inside is the most infuriating to Austria, since, as the video now shows, instead of the strings and hammers that should be there? It's licorice and gumdrops. Needless to say, Austria is not amused.]

Though I don't deny that sweets--particularly those around only during this time of year--are nice to have every so often, [every so often for Austria being after dinner, after lunch, with coffee, etc. etc.] I would like it if my piano were still playable. I don't suppose anyone else has this same issue, do they?

Comments

[kickable.livejournal.com]

What!? Why would I do something not smart like that? I don't like them at all! So there!

[gesangvoll]

[you are tsun for guitars]

Then why on earth would you want a candy guitar?

[kickable.livejournal.com]

[Shhhh, it's a secret.]

So I can eat it! I'd eat that bastard's guitar! That's smart!

[gesangvoll]

[if Spain were here, he could teach you guitar...]

I do hope you haven't attempted to eat any real guitars in the past. [Since... they are wooden. And that is not very smart.]

[kickable.livejournal.com]

[Not that much.]

Who would do that!? [News flash! They're electric.]

[gesangvoll]

You seemed to imply you would do that. [...still not very edible.]

[kickable.livejournal.com]

That's not really my style.

[gesangvoll]

Good to know, then. [so he doesn't have to worry about strange Asian boys eating guitars]